Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns


 Dear John,

 I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband  in the house watching TV. My car stalled and then it broke down about a mile  down the road and I had to walk back to get my husband’s help.

 When I got home, I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the  neighbor’s daughter!

 I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor’s daughter is 19. We have been  married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted  that they had been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go to  counseling and I’m afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you  please help?

  Sincerely, Sheila

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Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

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3 responses to “Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns

  1. Sounded like good advice to me. 😉

  2. Yep, what I would expect 🙂

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